rocketrictic:

Try

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the YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick

HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT

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John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
John Green: Chicken nuggets are like my family.

necklace-of-rope:

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

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